jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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asheathes:

I honestly don’t care if you respond with “I don’t read” if I ask you what your favourite book is because I understand that not everyone likes to read but if you scoff and say “I don’t read” and act like you’re better than everyone because you don’t read then I will probably punch you in the face

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